2 men in a bar

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 15:16:26

Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them. The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me
do any work around the house. It's incredible."

The second guy says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God."

"She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?"

"Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."

Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 15:32:03

Dear me...

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 21:11:15

hahahaha

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 21:52:12

Um ... I'll admit that I don't understand the punch line.

Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 21:58:44

lol that was good ...

Post 6 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2010 22:38:52

lol, bad jokes get worse when you explain them, but it means the girl can't cook. lol

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 10-Feb-2010 20:34:05

Oh! Wow, that's terrible! lol!

Post 8 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Friday, 12-Feb-2010 8:25:23

hahahaha!